The Mystery of the Pretty Indian Lady

I HAVE to share this! So, my brother is in love with the "Indian Lady". Well not IN LOVE, but he really likes her just because she has cool stuff in her classroom. He told me the other day, "are you going to go see that Indian pretty lady today?" And I told him, "why yes I am." He goes on and asked me who Amber (our older sister) is marrying, and I told him, "Jon Ryan, you silly boy!" and he said, "oh, well who are you marrying, Mariah?" By this time, I was totally confused and told him, "Dakota, I am too young to get married, who are YOU marrying?" And I was thinking that you know maybe he'd be like, "ew gross girls have cooties and I'm not going to get married!" Oh NO, he just paused and said, "I have someone in mind!" I was totally shocked that that just came out of a 9-year-old's mouth so I asked him, "oh really, and who may THAT be?" He said, "the pretty Indian Lady!" I was still confused and asked him who the "pretty Indian Lady" was and he said, "you know that pretty Indian Lady with the cool things like the car signy thingy?" Right when that came out of his mouth, I KNEW who he was talking about. And I was like, "WOAH Dakota, she is way too far out of your league!" He said, "Mariah she doesn't play baseball!" So I told him, "besides, you can't marry someone just because they have cool stuff, well you can, but that's not cool." So he said, "oh, ok well then I'll just marry that girl I met on the playground today!" bahahaha oh gosh my brother is adorable! Oh by the way, the "pretty Indian lady" would be Mrs. Moore and when I asked Dakota why he calls her that he said, "because she's dark and she's pretty!" bahaha that's what you get for being tan and pretty, Mrs. Moore!